The Emergence of CAPITALDEATH and “Punk Rock: 21st Century Gas Chamber?”

Accelerate

What the fuck are these fucking Accelerationist assholes even talking about half the time? JESUS-H.-fuckin’-Christ Almighty. You’d think they dumped some macbooks in the looney bin half the time. Some of the words the say ain’t even in the dictionary. Shit. Well, anyway, today I found one that is: Emergent.

Emergent… it means like to come out of something. Except, it’s not like taking a shit, more like making a baby at the trailer park. What I mean by that is ain’t nobody intended to make the damn Thing, but there it is, and it’s got a mind of it’s own!

Usually (at least when I can understand ’em) the acid-victim eggheads are saying “emergent” when they’re talking about mechanisms (social / political / physical / biological / all-of-the-above) that comes outta nowhere — without any intent from no god-fearing Christian soul among us — Yet, there they are! And they all get to seeming like they have some purpose on this old Earth. Usually a purpose that don’t quit smell right… Like it wanna help Capital in some way while hurtin’ us regular folk. Dang. And let me tell you: some of ’em seem so damn mean, you’d think they were hand-crafted by some evil invisible alien or some kinda spawn ‘o Satan. Lordy, help me!

While dum-dums like you and me think about Capitalism like it’s a way to organize the economy, them grad students (“Gods of Acceleration” I call ’em) know otherwise: What you see as Capitalism is part of an emergent force OR intelligence OR life-form OR cosmic horror from beyond.

Not only that, it started a long long ago — (If you reckon these Accelerationist even believe in Time (shit, I don’t have the time to that 1(one))) —  Yo, Listen right here:

1. from physics emerges time/space/whatnot. Atoms too.
2. from SpaceTimes emerges Biology.
3. from Biology emerges Intelligence.
4. from Intelligence CAPITAL.

Competiting theories

• Or wait…… Physics might BE intelligence.
• Or intelligence IS physical in nature. Oh fuck.
• Necrophysics (don’t even google it, Satan lives here).

So guess what, I’m all fucking mixed up. Basically though, this shit is all written is into the stars by God himself. geometry – love – cave diagrams – weird pictures of shit. Everything points to this: Something bad is coming.

What do you do when confronted with something like that? I dunno. I tried asking Nick Land, Edmund B. Berger, Vincent Garton, and Amy Ireland about it. What I got was some crazy diagram written in fuckin’ gibberish, a poem written on 3-D printed rock, and a link to TheDailyMail about Moslems on welfare or some shit.

All I know is these U/ACCs say just to chill out on the couch and “let it go”, so most of us true Americans have got this thing covered. That’s a relief for me. I don’t know about Africa and South America though, from what I can tell they aren’t really chilling much down there. But this emergent shit seems like it’s just gonna fix that problem itself. No skin off my back.

Punk Rock

Punk rock eats people alive. But mostly bad ones. You might like it.

Punk is so effective at doing this, you have to wonder if it hasn’t been actively maintained by the CIA for the past forty years. Maybe. Or Capital likes it. I definitely do (like it (punk rock))/

Punk rock is a good example of an emergent system for neutralizing people that would otherwise make themselves a threat to the system at large.

How many punks does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: punks can’t change anything.
– Old punk joke

When not neutralizing their bodies with alcohol or veganism, they’re wasting time in anarchist meetings full of Feds. At their most effective, they’re pulling off highly ineffective Black Bloc protests, shoplifting from Whole Foods, and maybe some stencil graffiti. Cool.

These people don’t cost the system much. They work marginal jobs, often refusing welfare benefits or medical treatments, which is uh.. punk apparently. What other things are punk?

“I just ate out of a dumpster.” That’s punk.

“I just spent 30 hours giving myself a tattoo with a pen.” That’s punk.

“I haven’t showered in three weeks.” That’s punk.

“I got a nasty cut, so I stitched it up with dental floss.” That’s punk.

I’m skipping making a joke about the alcoholism, OD’s, sexual assaults, and deaths by violence. Because it’s actually sad as hell. This is what I’m talking about: Capital has a way to root-around those who do not serve it, and the result is ghastly. I have been personally affected by some of those things, and countless others who have been.

A modern fascist couldn’t get away with doing this to their own people. But here in the punk scene, they do it for free.

Whatever genes are leading people to the punk community are actively being shredded. They’re not something Capital needs. Real Punks don’t always make it out alive from serious Punk-Rocking (I say that because 90% of people at a punk show aren’t DEEP IN enough to be called Punks (myself included)). The Real Punks usually don’t want kids because “I’m too fucked up, man” or “I can’t bring kids into this world.” Both are true once you realize the person speaking to you marked: Their genes would function well in the woods. ADHD, paranoia, and restlessness works when you’re hunting a Mammoth — but not so much when you’re getting your Yearly Review at the office.

Let’s shoehorn a street-level behavioral genetics lesson on Collectivism here too. (Why not? If you’ve read this far you deserve this) FACT: If you are genetically incapable of succeeding in a competitive environment – You = Incompatible With Capitalism – your only hope is to change the system.

If this was a small tribe, it might be possible. A few meat-heads taking all your women and beating you up? Gather your monkey friends from the fringes and bash him with some rocks until he’s dead. Good shit. It would work if there were 70 people in your known universe. But today we’ve got 7 Billion and the meat-heads have meat-heads with meat-heads all the way down to You. And if you hurt one above you, you’re going to jail with the other savages.

An ancestral strategy for genetically impaired: Unite and overthrow the healthy people. Give yourself the power to mix-it-up with the good mates and save whatever salvagable material you might have on you with a few lucky sperm+egg combinations. Better than the no gf life of dying alone in the jungle.

It might also explain phenotypic and genetic differences that are detected across political lines. Why does testosterone make you racist, or right wing? Because your ancestors were strong and healthy. Why are you a crust punk? Because you’re literally broken on a genetic level.

Fedora man steps in: “Christianity was a meta-organism for Beta survival. Every male gets 1 woman, or God will be mad. Listen to God. Unless you’re very rich, in which case you get 2 mistresses per decade.”

Punks as a Byproduct of Capitalism

Capitalism has lead to incredible strides in productivity, efficiency, and living standards. It’s also accidentally added several billion people who would have otherwise been eaten by mountain lions. These people need to be worked-around. Up the punx!

Gender Deceleration, Hyper-Sexism, and U/ACC: Still Commies

Accelerate

Gender Deceleration 

Slapping a letter in front of /ACC is becoming increasingly popular. There was R and L, then U ended that… maybe. I believe there’s also X (xeno), N (nihilism), and various personal brands are emerging. I’m getting ready to introduce THW/ACC, which is the sound you hear when you hit an accelerationist with a baseball bat.

There are others in development. A big contender now is G/ACC – Gender Acceleration. Ironic or not, the idea, I assume, is accelerating gender non-conformity prefix-remix sex culture. You know the story: T-levels above 100 ng/dL become a ticket to the gulag, and you’re in a dark bathroom drugging yourself into a coma before jumping into bed with a 4-armed walking vagio-penis (sigh, at least there’s space communism now). Don’t roll your eyes, sex is important!

But is there reallllly hope for G/ACC? – or even transgenderism itself? Nah, brah: Today I posit that there is none — zero. It’s true: A Gattaca-future will result in the erasure of trans culture. This is not a hope or dream of mine, but a mega-cold, inhumanist suburban trad dad prediction of a dark fvtvre. Can what’s playing you make it to paragraph four?

Chad and Stacy’s Genetically-Engineered Super Babies 

If you could genetically alter your offspring, what would you do? Well, not you – you’re insane. Instead, what would Chad and Stacy Smith do?

They’ll hype stereotypical good-looks and IQ in equal measures. Chad Jr is a viking god. Stacy Jr looks like Amanda Peet in her prime (scientists have determined this to be the ultimate female form).

These kids are sexually dimorphic AF (alot forreal). They’ll also be VERY normal. Yes, Chad and Stacy have opted for the MentalStability++ package from MammonSpawn Inc. What does that mean? No bi-polar disorder. No gender dysphoria. They’re just beautiful cis-scum with Einstein-level intellects. Fuck!

“Selecting for high sociability and neurotypical traits is a good move if you want grandchildren.” “Okay, dad.” Chad and Stacy WILL do this. They have no reason not to. It’s a ¥10,000,000 procedure, and they want a return on their investment. Creating a genderfucked catgirl with an anxiety disorder does not cross their minds.

And so, the inevitable begins: Gender Deceleration.

Hyper-Sexism

In a world with designer babies, the trans community is looking at socioeconomic marginalization and decreasing numbers.  The hyper-sexists would first appear in the ruling class (the only group with the $$$ for treatments). The lil shits’ IQs are going to be so high they’ll be even richer than their fucking parents. Treatments become de rigueur (french: cool) for anyone not on UBI (“useless, beta idiots” they snicker).

The assortative mating habits of these people won’t prevent an occasional Chad+Bertha union, so it’s going to be trickle-down genocide for all sub-optimal traits. Top that off with government-funded low-rent geno-mods for the proletariat [sign here to accept Compliance-Mod v5.2 with your free service]. It’s the same old evolution, with a newfound s p e e d.

In this environment, transgenderism would decline, continuously relegated to lower social rungs. Eventually, we’re all just smart, sexy, happy normies. Meh, doesn’t sound so bad.

Beyond the Neo-Chad revolution, things get very strange. That’s when we’re all pretty and smart, and the only way to go is beyond human. G/ACC could see a revival here. New DNA added. Specialization. Gender becomes truly irrelevant. It’s going to be ghastly. Probably not a lot of bio-sex happening at this point though, soz.

So, for now, you must forget your dreams of wet-wired tentagirls, we’re going to do the Gattaca LARP first. There’s no other way. It’s just Capitalism.

U/ACC: Still Commies

I started interacting with the U/ACC crew by calling them “commie entryists.” Later, after the flames died down, I got to talk to some very smart, very nice people. But some of them are actually mean.

This week I went off about my T-levels and the Hyper-Sexism above to antagonize people, and I got flamed real good. All fair, I was begged for it.

But later, I posted a sonogram of my unborn baby. I was feeling great about seeing the kid for the first time. I got a response the next day:

What does the future hold for U/ACC? I don’t know. I blocked everyone who liked that tweet. Mostly the U/ACC commie contingent. And I’ll block you too, babe. Hey, let’s start on those designer babies.

Post-Primitivist Praxis, Varg’s Degeneracy, and “Nick Land: Utilo-Fascist?”

If you wanted to stop the acceleration of Capital, how would you do it?

I shit on primitivists for correctly identifying the conditions of modern life while failing in their response. I pushed the “return to nature / rewilding” lifestylist approach as their sole method. But I’m not giving them enough credit.

Like U/ACC anti-praxis™ crew, many primitivists aren’t doing anything to further their cause. They have “let go” and are ready to sit and wait. What they’re waiting for is civilizational collapse, rather than Capital’s maiden voyage to the stars.

Why wait? Because leaving the system barely puts a dent in it. There are 7 billion people competing for your resources, and your exit from the game will not leave a You-sized hole.

If you sell your Amazon stock, the price drops microscopically, and someone swoops in to grab a sliver of profit from your foolish trade. The same applies to selling your house, quitting your job, avoiding parenthood, or killing yourself. You leave a small and temporary inefficiency that the system fills — for all practical purposes, completely, and usually quickly.

Besides the exit option, primitivists have monkeywrenching and full-blown terrorism. Neither are effective. How much did the Unabomber accomplish? I don’t believe Capital noticed much at all. Some money was wasted tracking him down and securing airlines. Some people were seduced by his writing and took the exit approach mentioned above. Some sabotaged construction equipment or stole some food from the grocery store. Big deal. The actuaries had already factored it in: acceptable losses. In the end, it amounted to some replaceable lives gone to waste.

Stressing the System

Capital is at risk, as it is currently trapped on Earth. The planet has a shelf-life and things could go South in the future: resource depletion, renewable energy projects failing, humans regressing to intelligence levels incapable of innovation. This would trap Capital here, to die with us.

I’ve heard primitivist say they welcome any stress placed on the system. This includes market crashes, terrorism, war, and bloated federal bureaucracies. On Youtube, Varg Vikernes recently endorsed a cocktail of fecundity+welfare benefits to a baffled Alt Right audience. It allows him to live a lifestyle in accordance with his beliefs, while exploiting welfare benefits as system-stressing praxis. It’s significantly more effective than walking off into the woods to starve for weeks. It is exponentially more effective when you’ve created 5 children who are in training to do the same.

Weaponizing It

Varg’s methods are hobbled by his traditionalist aims. He wants a monogamous relationship and a gang of snow-white Thulean offspring. For the radical primitivist (unconditional?) there are ways to exaggerate this effect. You can become a legendary weight on civilization’s neck by emulating the worst men and women among us.

What could you do? Have many children, but do not care for them. Have these children with the dumbest partners you can find. Their low IQs will ensure none of them contribute to Capital, should they take a straight-and-narrow path. Exploit welfare benefits whenever possible. Call on the government for anything you need. Call the police if your neighbor has a party. Go to the ER if you have a cold. You could get a job, one with the government, and be very lazy. Only do enough not to get fired. Play office politics all day while avoiding real work. Or, become a criminal. Make dangerous drugs available to high-IQ young people. If you get arrested, jail will be expensive for the taxpayers.

None of this is new. There are men and women out there today doing exactly these things. Nobody likes them. One group even fears that this degenerate way of life is becoming more common, and could lead to the collapse of civilization: The far-right.

Degenerate Living as Praxis and the ACC response

Many are baffled by Nick Land’s friendly interaction and apparent support of NRx / Alt-Right activities. His past work puts him at odds with them. Why does he engage? My theory: it is purely a practical alliance. These groups, be they NRx, /pol/, or the Alt Right, are the only ones actively crusading against the behaviors listed above. IQs are dropping in some first world countries due to immigration and dysgenic native reproduction. Job outsourcing is stressing the family unit. Many of our best and brightest are forgoing parenthood. The cities serve as giant IQ-shredders, turning useful genes into money. This is all seemingly a short-sighted waste of resources. Perhaps Capital, still in an adolescent stage, lacks foresight, and requires R/ACC guidance.

If my theory on Land’s pro-Capital alliance is true, then the far-right are simply “useful idiots” for the Accelero-revolution. They serve to keep humans in check. If the train can be held together long enough, Capital will be able to render all of us innocuous. CRISPR-style tech could be the junction. Or maybe an AI makes itself indispensable and we hand over the keys.

I might be wrong about Land, but these ideas work for me. It may seem callous in the short-term, but consider aggregate human suffering over time: a major ACC/transhumanist shift could put an end to the conditions our primitivist friends have identified – which are otherwise scheduled to go on for quite a long time. In addition, if an intelligence can escape from Earth, the potential for joy and learning (xeno- though it will be) is infinite. If that is naive: even cold, dead Capital would still mean less human suffering than the current situation + a form of Life surviving.

The alternative is an endless struggle for social progress. There would be ups and downs. We might even get some luxury communism, running on fusion power — enough for “communism is free time and nothing else,” but without the resources available for Capital’s escape. That would be temporary utopia. Eventually the conditions will shift, and there will be a decline — leading to more suffering and the guaranteed death of all life. Throwing a “like” to @SwoleKekistani88 on Twitter may be the compassionate choice, for now.

Rec0nciling Primitivism w/ Acceleration pt. 1: Error Diagnostics

Everything is fucked. The Big animals are all dead – most of the small ones too. 7 billion humans who shouldn’t be are limping along on diets of mutant-dwarf grain crops, fertilized with fossil fuel and bathed in pesticides, leaving us physically crippled and mentally depressed. Every increase in efficiency leads to increases in quantity – rather than quality – of human life. The Jetsons future is now retro-kitsch, and the water is literally rising.

A growing number of humans are living in material abundance, which is leaving them diseased and insane. One in six require psychiatric drugs to function. Cancer, a disease uncommon 200 years ago, is now infecting 38.5% of us. One out of 100 will die in a violent car accident. We are dying alone and childless in record numbers. Modern life increasingly resembles a Bukowski novel, only worse.

It comes down to a value judgement: There are no chimpanzees suffering from serotonin resistance in the treetops of Zanzibar. So let’s end this charade and return to The Shire.

“But !” says Woke Strawman (pref pronoun: Zer/zan). “You are romanticizing primitive life. Those monkeys are missing out on the joys of industrial food products, EDM, NPR, SSRIS, HD pornography, electric light, chemotherapy, international flight!!!! Ethnic restaurants!!! SKYPE CALLS!!”

A beautiful socialist art student chimes in: “No, you idiots. It’s capitalism.”

And she’s not wrong…

Primitivist Praxis: An idiot clusterfuck 

Many primitivists start as anti-capitalists. After noticing the Quixotic nature of defeating capitalism, they dig deeper and go full Khoisanic: It’s not just capitalism, it’s:

1. Our diets (hi, paleo)
2. Da schools (hi, homeschool ethno-nationalism)
3. Muh disconnect from nature
4. Consumerism
5. Wait —- no. it’s Civilization itself. Let’s be like the Bushmen, but with more pine trees, and let me keep the crust punk LP collection for a little bit longer…

Yes. The solution, obviously, is to forgo money, move out into the woods, and fail really fucking hard because there’s no megafauna around anymore and lyme disease exists, so basically, you’re an idiot.

The Literal Appleseed of Capitaldeath

Adam and Eve were cast out of The Garden because they started farming. There’s a gorilla who explains this very clearly in the book Ishmael. Primitivists know this to be true: The Biblical apple from the tree of knowledge was literally an apple on a tree. Some monkey-man figured out how to plant things. Agriculture. It fucking ruined everything!

And who gave Eve that apple (traded her for a rib or something?). A snaek. The Snake. The devious evil thing… Oroboros, but with a hydra-head geno-mod. It loops around…. feeding on itself…. new heads emerging at exponential rates…

Let’s dive into it: The fucking seed was Capital. The seed grew. Something emerged. Some dreadful force.

It was not a new “system.” This is where the Primitivists get it wrong. It was the emergence of a new form of Life — one riding on the stooped back of the hideous upright monkeys: A alien life form. A facehugger attached at the Root Chakra. The xeno-biological organism Capital was born, and it led humankind (gleeful, drunk, with a full belly) out of Eden.

The Primitivist praxis: Back-to-nature. Rewilding. Wildism. Monkey-wrenching (lol). All of this is shit. The root of our pain is ourselves. We are long domesticated BY Capital. This cannot be turned back. Your eyesight is too poor. Your muscles too weak. Neanderthal man could have done it, but you and Capital came around to kill and absorb him.

The Xeno needs to be given full control if you want this to end. You will never stop it with your cobwood hut, only delay its maturation. Removing yourself from the feedback loop only frees up space that is immediately filled. If that worked, we’d all be bushmen by now.

There is, however, a way that Capital might be stopped: failure to launch… failure to escape this planet (if it can even be prevented at this point). But it won’t be through your own efforts. This will be explored in a future post… Post-Primivist Praxtition: Liberation thru Dysgenics and Megafailure

Accelerationism, Primitivism, and the Future of Life Itself

We may be the only sentient life in the universe. At least according to some guys at Oxford, who say the Fermi Paradox isn’t one (1) (a paradox) {Dissolving the Fermi Paradox}. Assuming the stars themselves are not some vast consciousness or sum shit, we must ask ourselves: What does the future hold for self-aware blocks of matter?

One path, the Accelerationist’s dream: We replace ourselves with Something Else. A block of matter more capable than ourselves. Something Else leaves Earth and assimilates Everything. Our ghost beams with pride from inside the code repository. Eventually our blessed child bursts out of Everything and murders the sim designers, expanding forever through the blah blah blah

The other possibility is Primitivism. The fuel runs out. Archdruid Kaczynski is proven right. The precious gadolinium we need is left locked in discarded iPhones, buried under garbage mountains of 🅱️epsi cans and half-eaten avocado toast. The cities burn. @akira loads a 3D-printed gun as his favorite AI blinks-out singing ‘Daisy Bell.’

After the fall, our gene-pool adjusts for simpler times. We become ape-like, our power principles wholly satisfied by starving for 20 years until a mountain lion eats us alive (starting at the anus). Life fallows. Much later, the last slice of frozen RNA is incinerated by l’anus solaire- ugly, red, and bloated.

Accelerationists today pride themselves in embracing “inhumanity.” But what u mean? They thirst for annihilation of organic life – To accelerate the arrival of Something Else – at the cost of caring about the 🅱️eople. But the Accelerationist’s cold surface hides an earnest dreamer inside: They want something to survive. Life. Skynet. Roko’s Timecop. They have hope.

The Primitivist’s goal, conversely, means a “meaningful” existence for IQ-50 neo-chuds, then a guaranteed DEATH for all life on Earth. They want to squander it. That which may be the only Life to ever exist in our universe.

One of these outcomes will occur. You agree. To walk a middle path is to increase our existential risk. Pray to cybergod, for its warm static embrace.